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Sad it’s over!! #amazing #iphone5 #disneyland...

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:19:17 -0400

Sad it’s over!! #amazing #iphone5 #disneyland #worldofcolor (at Paradise Pier)

Loving the weather second time around! 72 degrees is aight with...

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:59:09 -0400

Loving the weather second time around! 72 degrees is aight with me #round2 #disneyland #happinesfordays (at Town Square)

What?! Little sister getting Curious George’s autograph at...

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:25:26 -0400

What?! Little sister getting Curious George’s autograph at Universal with her Disneyland book?! #kidsgotswag #givingzerofucks (at Universal Studios Hollywood)

laughingsquid: A Scientific 7-Minute Workout That Only Requires...

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:42:58 -0400

laughingsquid:

A Scientific 7-Minute Workout That Only Requires You, a Wall & a Chair

frickyeah1990s: number1senpai: frickyeah1990s: cafeteria...

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:42:32 -0400

frickyeah1990s:

number1senpai:

frickyeah1990s:

cafeteria pizza for breakfast

ew wtf is up witht eh crust man

lol idk, its gross huh

collegehumor: The Broke-Ass Student Scholarship Contest You can...

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:42:23 -0400

collegehumor:

The Broke-Ass Student Scholarship Contest

You can only sell so much blood. How about we try and help you out? Click here to see how you could enter to win $5000!

animalsoundsrecords: The Rules of Nadarave! Read more at LOS...

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:42:03 -0400

animalsoundsrecords:

The Rules of Nadarave! Read more at LOS ANIMALES by Liz O & Jeaux J!

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Tue, 14 May 2013 10:41:58 -0400

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Tue, 14 May 2013 10:41:40 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts: funny-pictures-uk: This is a lot...

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:41:36 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

funny-pictures-uk:

This is a lot to take in.

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collegehumor: 8 Weirdly Out Of Character Classic Simpsons...

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:41:32 -0400

collegehumor:

8 Weirdly Out Of Character Classic Simpsons Jokes

Bart Sneaks into “Boobarama” (The Boy Who Knew Too Much – Season 5)

One of the more ambiguous aspects of Bart’s character is his wildly varying opinions on women and sexuality; on one hand, he keeps a Playdude under his bed and has a crush on his older babysitter and Reverend Lovejoy’s daughter, but he also resents Milhouse for constantly kissing a girl and also once declares “Why would anyone want to touch a girl’s butt? That’s where cooties come from!”

So when Bart skips school and sneaks into an R-Rated movie (a few episodes after missing out on his friends sneaking into Barton Fink, but before he and his friends sneak into Naked Lunch in a later episode), it’s a little weird to imagine Bart sitting in an empty theater basking in a film called “Boobarama.” But on the other hand, the title “Boobarama” is giggly and perfect. So, uh, in conclusion, isn’t that what we’re all asking in our own lives, “where’s my elephant?” I know it’s what I’ve been asking. Keep Reading

The happiest and hottest place on earth! #disneyland #99degrees...

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:54:05 -0400

The happiest and hottest place on earth! #disneyland #99degrees #chokefun #tannedfordays (at Disneyland Railroad, Main St. Station)

The only thing better than baked sushi is all you can eat baked...

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:18:10 -0400

The only thing better than baked sushi is all you can eat baked sushi! Where @bernskies wanted to eat for Mother’s Day! #ono #kanakattack (at Sushi Mon)

I’m not too sure what’s gonna fill me up more, the...

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:06:59 -0400

I’m not too sure what’s gonna fill me up more, the all you can eat or the ALL YOU CAN DRINK!!!! #aria #lasvegas #allbus #whiteboywasted (at The Buffet At Aria)

Just bought her her first pair of Oakleys. Now we’re like...

Sat, 11 May 2013 16:58:41 -0400

Just bought her her first pair of Oakleys. Now we’re like Oakley Swag Twins #oakley #hotashell #thuglyph #spoilmysister @destiny_808 (at Las Vegas Premium Outlets - North)

Ka?!?!? This better be good XD #vegas #ka #mgmgrand #allbus (at...

Fri, 10 May 2013 23:56:59 -0400

Ka?!?!? This better be good XD #vegas #ka #mgmgrand #allbus (at MGM Grand Hotel & Casino)

It feels so nice to be back #lasvegas #earlymorning...

Fri, 10 May 2013 10:27:12 -0400

It feels so nice to be back #lasvegas #earlymorning #timetogetnuts (at McCarran International Airport (LAS))

Goodbye Hawaii #illmiss808 #hawaiianairlines #ihopeisleep (at...

Fri, 10 May 2013 04:09:52 -0400

Goodbye Hawaii #illmiss808 #hawaiianairlines #ihopeisleep (at Honolulu International Airport (HNL))

As I pack for Vegas and prepare myself for my red eye tonight, I...

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:56:03 -0400

As I pack for Vegas and prepare myself for my red eye tonight, I can’t help but to think of all the other times I’ve been with my friends! This time is gonna be off the hook!!!!! #tbt #lasvegas #snowboarding #allbus #ighi #thuglyph

I’m just not gonna stop #yardhouse #deadguy #rogue...

Thu, 09 May 2013 02:04:29 -0400

I’m just not gonna stop #yardhouse #deadguy #rogue @kirstinmika